(Last week, this was my first post ever on my newish Tumblr account. Then I realized Tumblr doesn’t do what I want it to, so I will probably never use it again. Therefore, I am reposting here.)
A few times in the last few months, I’ve received random unsolicited IMs from spam accounts trying to get me to go to their stripper webcam sites or something. Last week I was contacted by a repeat offender from an account I recognized. So after engaging for a bit, I looked up the old conversation and pasted it, along with the new one, below.
July 13, 2011
(1:22:41 AM) eingr: heya
(1:29:40 AM) CFI Debbie: hello
(1:29:47 AM) eingr: Hey what’s up? 23/F here. u?
(1:29:55 AM) CFI Debbie: 31/f
(1:30:03 AM) eingr: Hmm. Have we chattted before?
(1:30:14 AM) CFI Debbie: i have no record of that
(1:30:25 AM) eingr: Oh sorrrry. l waasnt sure. Butt anywayyyssss.. What r u up to?
(1:30:57 AM) CFI Debbie: lookin up info on armpit warts online
(1:30:59 AM) CFI Debbie: u?
(1:31:04 AM) eingr: Oooo. lm Iike sooooo bored.
(1:31:14 AM) eingr: Hey l got a idea.. lma get on my web-cam. Do u wanna watcch?
(1:31:29 AM) CFI Debbie: i don’t have a webcam…
(1:31:46 AM) eingr: Yeah? Ok u do have to siggnup for freee cause its settup thru this site so that l cant be recorrded. Ok?
(1:32:52 AM) CFI Debbie: what is the url?
(1:33:00 AM) eingr: K babbe. lt’s super simplIe
(1:33:16 AM) eingr: http://access.im/7/nikki goo there then at the top of the pagge cIlick on the goIld buttton up at the top that says JOlIN FREE. K?
(1:34:06 AM) CFI Debbie: k, will do!
(1:34:18 AM) eingr: AlIso when you signuup it wilI ask for a creddit card to veriffy your age.
(1:34:27 AM) CFI Debbie: ah, bummer
(1:34:34 AM) eingr: lt wiIl not charge the carrd at alI. Not even a pennny. Ilts just to make sure that u r over 18. AIriight?
(1:34:35 AM) CFI Debbie: why are you so bad at spelling?
(1:34:39 AM) CFI Debbie: 🙂
(1:34:50 AM) eingr: K. When you get finisshed and lIogged in then vieew my camm and we can have some fuuunnnn!!!
(1:35:00 AM) CFI Debbie: sticky keyboard?
(1:35:14 AM) eingr: lf you tip me some goId or join me in privte l wilI do anythinng you ask me too.
(1:35:21 AM) eingr: l mean ANYTHlING babe :-X
(2:04:28 AM) eingr: hello?
(2:04:37 AM) CFI Debbie: hello!
(2:04:49 AM) eingr: Iets taIlk on the site when you get in. Hurry up im ready to plIay.
September 8, 2011
(11:30:04 AM) eingr: hey!
(11:30:08 AM) CFI Debbie: Hey!
(11:30:16 AM) eingr: hey how are you today?
(11:30:25 AM) CFI Debbie: Great! How are you?
(11:30:32 AM) eingr: Im good and you?
(11:31:05 AM) CFI Debbie: I already answered that. 🙂
(11:31:16 AM) eingr: i cant remember if we have talked before? 24f here. u?
(11:31:32 AM) CFI Debbie: 31t
(11:31:39 AM) eingr: oh… well whats up?
(11:32:16 AM) CFI Debbie: Just working. In fact, I’m going to go run and get some cereal and coffee. brb
(11:32:27 AM) eingr: cool. im so bored. theres nothing to do. any suggestions?
(11:32:36 AM) CFI Debbie: Wikipedia!
(11:32:42 AM) CFI Debbie: I just read about historic bridges in PA.
(11:32:49 AM) eingr: i got a idea. :-X. i want be a stripper. but i dont know if im good enough
(11:33:00 AM) eingr: do you want to watch me strip on cam and tell me if im good enough?
(11:33:38 AM) CFI Debbie: You probably aren’t—it’s a skill. But there are some great books out there. Ever look at Project Gutenberg?
(11:33:50 AM) eingr: ok you got to signup on this site so i can be sure your not a kid
(11:33:57 AM) eingr: is that ok with you babe?
(11:34:12 AM) CFI Debbie: I bet your grammar would be improved by reading too. 🙂
(11:34:20 AM) eingr: k babe just go here http://access.im/2/nikki
(11:34:31 AM) eingr: then at the top click the goId JOIN FREE button and make a login ok?
(11:34:58 AM) CFI Debbie: You’re a bot, aren’t you?
(11:35:08 AM) eingr: Im not a freaking bot
(11:35:14 AM) CFI Debbie: I think you are…
(11:35:18 AM) CFI Debbie: Watch:
(11:35:23 AM) CFI Debbie: You’re a bot, aren’t you?
(11:35:30 AM) eingr: oh and one more thing. it does ask for a credit card but but it dosent charge the card at all
(11:35:39 AM) eingr: its just to make sure that your over 18 ok?
(11:36:22 AM) CFI Debbie: I have a question for you.
(11:36:32 AM) eingr: k babe well hurry up so we can have some fun.
(11:36:46 AM) eingr: and if you want to have some naughty fun then just take me in private or tip me some gold.
(11:37:47 AM) CFI Debbie: It’s a bot check. What is the capital of Delaware?
(11:37:55 AM) eingr: Im not a freaking bot
(11:38:31 AM) CFI Debbie: I don’t believe you. Would you address the previous question?
(11:38:41 AM) eingr: lets talk on the site my aim keeps messing up.
(11:39:13 AM) CFI Debbie: Clever response for a replicant. If you answer that question correctly, I will go to the site.
There was no further response.